Routes routes routes.

What do I need to do to be able to do the following routes and visit the following places??

(Apart from the usual challenge of finding syked partners and getting suitable weather...)

Answers in the blogspot comments please :) Offers of joining me at these invariably excellent crags in comments / email / text / facebook / phone / etc etc...


Priority routes:

Ardmair:
Neart Nan Gaidheal
Burning Desire

Glen Nevis:
On The Beach
Other Wave routes
Triode
Risque Grapefruit
Aquarian Rebels

Creag Dubh:
Colder Than A Hooker's Heart
The Final Solution
Acapulco
Bratach Uaine
Ayatollah

Other routes:

North West:
Tollie Crags:
Each Uisge Direct

North East:
Moray Coast:
Lime Street
The Prow
Bat's Wall
The Essential
Senakot Rose
Old Fashioned Waltz

Aberdeen area:
Bob's Overhang
Downies' Syndrome
Smith's Arete

Central Highlands:
Glen Lednock:
No Place For A Wendy
Diamond Cutter

Glen Croe:
Edge Of Insanity
Short Sharp Shock

Priority venues:

Lewis - 1 week trip:
Dalbeg, Mangestra, etc.

Orkney - 3 days trip:
Yesnaby, etc.

Other venues:

Super crag (Lochinver)
Reiff
Loch Tollaidh Crags
Stone Valley Crags
Diabeg
Seal's Cave (pre-birds)
Black Dyke (pre-birds)
Cambusbarron
Limekilns
Finnart's Point (Galloway)